Quotes from "Monthly Quote" will be collected here. There are also some quotes that have never been Quote of the Month.
"You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!!"
"I don't want you to think I'm weird, but would you please, please kiss me!"
"I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any Spirit surprises."
"Hey, Kuwabara, you're conscious. I`m not used to that."
"Don't worry, I hear headless is in this year."
"Children, would you mind saving it for the bad guys."
"I'm sorry. I saw your face, and thought it was stuck on stupid. Now, share your lunch. I'm starving!"
"I told everyone that you'd be back when we needed you the most, you big softie. Heh heh.. Or should I say 'little softie'?"
"Ahahaha! I've heard of brass balls before, but c'mon!"
"Well, I see your people skills are getting better."
"Your truck is about to be permanently impounded! Spirit Gun!
"Next time you plan on daydreaming, pack a review mirror."
"Tell me why a beast is a saint? I'm lost."
"I'm writing an advice book for bad guys and its called, "Don't Piss me Off!"
"I just can't believe Koenma expects me to take on a whole frickin' city of demons alone. Don't they send teams out for this kind of thing?"
"But you did have me worried. Hell of an actor. You know not everyone can pretend to laugh at their dying friends."
"Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifer ten inches down your throat!"
"Botan, be serious with me and start telling me your boob size."
"Hey, Keiko, when did you fill in all the right places?"
"Anyone cares if I puke on myself?"
"That's how you treat a guy who wins the whole Dark Tournament!? 'Oh thanks for saving my life and everything, but my sandwich is just' to damn good for ya!"
"Now I know I'm being watched. How creepy is that? I owe a major apology to the locker room girls after second period gym."
"After what I learned from the old lady fighting you would be cruel."
"I'm about to go face-to-face with Hiei. Or should I say eye-to-eye?"
"See Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap! Yap! Yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens! You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb."
"Yeah, Grandma! What's with that? You expect us to fight in the dark?"
"Getting blown to pieces is really going to piss me off!"
"If you're going to disguise yourself, why not look cooler?"
"Sorry, sir, I don't like this one, do you have chocolate with sprinkles?"
"Let me guess, did you pick up that cute saying from a fortune cookie? I'm trying okay. But you're working me to death here."
"If you idiots got something to say, say it! But say it to my face, or else say it to my fist!"
"Man! There's no way I can block two blasts with my Spirit Gun! Spirit Grenade Launcher, maybe, but definitly not a gun."
"I, I can't move. It's not fear that's holding me back though, it's curiosity. I just need to see what he's got."
"But more importantly, we answered the question: Boxers or briefs?"
"Keiko?! Damn it, Puu! You're like their get-in-danger tour guide.
"What is it Botan? They run out of your hair dye?"
"That freak's screams are all I hear. Either he's beating the hell out of Kurama or someone found out where he's ticklish."
"Maybe there have been times when I've been pissed and hated things! But it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's a lush, and school sucks! But this job is the one damn thing I've ever been good at! And if all the crap in my life hasn't screwed me up yet, then neither will this! And neither will you!!"
"I'm sorry, I got delayed. Traffic was a bitch."
"Just you and me now... Well, you and you and you and you and you and you and you and me. We're going to finish this."
"Yomi, you son of a bitch! You hear me? I'm coming, so boil up a kettle of tea!"
"It just hit me. I don't know what I'm fighting for anymore."
"I will, someday, but who's gonna be here to kick your ass?"
"Kuwabara! Let me take them instead! I know you want to fight this one, but there's way too many of those things to swing your sword at! My Shot Gun blast just makes more sense, okay!? Come on, Kuwabara! Please"
"Shut up! What good does that do? He's already dead. I can't say anything to him now. Is that so hard to get? I'm just like everybody else with powers! I don't do anything to help! I'm sorry, Kuwabara! It's all my fault!"
"Okay, Botan, spill it! I thought you told Keiko the truth, but I'm guessing you didn't."
"You know? One of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!"
"You know it's a hell of a lot easier when you can see the attacks!"
"Oh, come on! I give you guys a second chance and this is how you repay me?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I dodge right, you swing left. When will you stop this crap?"
"I bet you taste like roasted chicken. It's not enough to take on another Saint Beast but it's enough to deep fry a smart ugly bird. But hey, if being meat was something you wish for, then go ahead, touch that whistle."
"Man if this guy wants to fight, I'll be meat on a stick."
"I would say this will hurt me more than it will hurt you... But I don't like to lie!"
"Note to self: Never tell Kurama he's letting his fox side down."
"Damn it, I'm setting this game's records for sucky!"
"We're trying to save the planet, no Pop bands!"
"Okay, maybe I'll shoot him in the eye, then he'll go blind. Wait he's got two eyes. Damn!"
"If you've got any fears about death, you'd better work them out."
(after punching Koenma) "You don't know how long I've been waiting to do that!"
"Think you can control me, don't you...!? Control this!!
"This is so stupid! We're protecting the world...so who's protecting us!?"
"We were in front of a million people, including Keiko and my boss and hardcore demon fighters, and you make me say all that sissy crap!? And I really thought you were dead, you stupid ass! It's freaking embarrassing!"
"Let's just say I'll be having nightmares for the next four years cause of all the crap Genkai put me through."
"All right, Yusuke, you've tried everything else, time to be stupid."
"I guess I thought that if I never said it, it wouldn't have to be real. I'd like to think that I know better than that now. The only way to move on is to give her death the reverence it deserves, and give grief its due. I'm sorry you had to find out the way you did, Kuwabara, but I can't apologize for dealing with this the only way that I knew how."
"Okay, somebody's dead!"
"Oh, great! I'm gonna die...again!"
"You can forget it, Botan! There is no way I'm taking control of that lame brain!"
"This one is for killing the three fighters! And this one is for messing with their master! And this one is a personal favorite for the guy who got his ass kicked by trying to save their lives! And this one's for me! Just for pissing me off!!!"
"Too bad... Dieing's good for me. I get tougher everytime I come back."
"I'm the same... Yusuke Urameshi, fearless protector of the good stuff, with a heathly kick of nastiness and a general hate for authority."
"Hey all you stupid demon fans! I've been sleeping through you clever trash talk long enough and I'm ready to kick some ass!"
"You're getting sloppy, Sensui. I need a cast and you need a nose job."
"Hey, nice kiss."
"He's a game expert, you should see how smooth he is with the ladies."
"I know...we'll win, and I know I'm close... to the world's best strategy... for kicking ass. Right now... I'm thinking that Sensui's thinking what I'm thinking...because he usually does... but the one thing I don't know is if you have the stones to pull off what you're thinking of doing to me? Or are you afraid that your whole little destiny is nothing but crap?"
"See ya! I have to go save the world again!"
"You couldn't go a week without getting snagged by the forces of evil!?"
"That's way too many big words, pal."
"You've got to be the stupidest, most immature brat that ever lived, and that means a lot coming from me!"
"Spirit Energy that makes my head hurt... That's new."
"You can't scare me, Grandma! I'll knock you back to your grave!"
"All right already. You had me at 'shut up.'"
"Life's a drag, isn't it?"
"Nah, we just made out. Then Keiko caught us and a fight broke out."
"You're the only one who has taught me anything useful, plus I think you're a headcase."
"Yes, Mother. I'm still alive like yesterday."
"A toddler? Why would Spirit World be run by a toddler!?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Mysterious, but as it turns out I forgot to bring my pogostick."
"This day did start out weird. I went to school."
"Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much!"
"And this is the part where Yusuke Urameshi makes his escape."
"I don't care if it's a girl, a baby, or someone's grandma. I'm gonna fight her anyway."
"Shows you don't know me very well. All my life I've been living on borrowed time."
"Hey, I just got back from Grandma's evil boot camp, don't you think I need a vacation?"
"I always said those teachers were out to get me. I'm surprised they didn't run me over themselves."
"You're in the same boat as I am, only weirdo's like Kuwabara can see in the dark."
"If I mess this up and Rando kills everyone, there won't even be a Tokyo Dome. At least the other way I would have had a three day weekend."
"Okay, grandma! So why don't you show this young whippersnapper how it was done in the old days!"
"I think my compass went stupid. No matter how far I run, it says one mile."
"I already said I'll never forgive you, and now I won't be able to forgive myself, so lets just do this."
"Shut up, Toguro. I'm not like you, I just won't throw people away."
"Since I started this tournament, I learned the value of what you gave away, and I won't let it go, even if I have to give up my life."
"I don't care if I never fire a blast again, I don't care if I die, the only thing I want to do now is let it go, even if I have to give up my life."
"Genkai!? Come here you beautiful hag!"
"I mean, after I beat Toguro, well, he was the strongest demon there was, right? Now that he's finished, well, what could challenge me?"
"Besides Hiei and Kurama are too smart and untrusting, they'd never just walk right into your trap. That still left me, Botan, and if you shitbags were low enough to take advantage of the only non-fighter, it wouldn't matter if I lost. Even if you killed me, I would come back from the dead and drop kick your asses."
"I love life. The only girl who knows anything about me uses it as a weapon. I'm so happy to be back home!"
"If you got a case for me, I'm not in the mood. Tell it to my secretary."
"Stage two, what does that mean you moved to training pants?"
"Score one for old number two. So the guy got his head cracked open with a pencil top?"
"If its huggy kissy stuff ya want, go home and watch your soaps."
"Have any idea what curiosity does for cats, Botan?"
"I can kill you all with my finger you know! I'll show you cute and cuddly! I'll show you cute and cuddly until you're black and blue all over!"
"Yusuke Urameshi. Age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance, until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villains! Fish food!"
"That Hiei for you, he faints but still has time for threats."
"I'll put these grimy fingers through your ass if you don't tell me how the hell the breathing guy lost!"
"I'd like you to remove your head from your ass, but I don't see that happening anytime soon!"
"Hey, you with the big fish ears, I got a bone to pick with you. How does a dead guy win!?"
"No, it sounded more like a puny, low level ghost. Like a haunted racoon or something."
"You'll see my fist down your throat is what you'll see! Then you'll see stars, then nothing but black! You got that, punk!?"
"I know how strong he is! I know better than anybody... But men don't give up on dreams."
"Do not worry, my love. I have come here to protect you: and with the power of my sword, we will be together at last. Hey! Maybe we'll go on a date, right?"
"That is the power of love, baby."
"This isn't school, Urameshi! So don't pretend you're a dufus!"
"Bite my ankles, shorty! I swear I'll make you cry to your mom! If you have a mom that is."
"My name is Kuwabara: the number one thug at Sarayashiki Junior High!"
"Of all the nerve, assault me and then ask me for a meal, you're getting squat!"
"You just hit me as much as you're gonna and let me get outta here!"
"Look, we all know I can see Supernatural stuff a whole lot better than Yusuke, and I'm not just gonna sit around my house, while Uramashi doesn't see things, and lets monsters and bugs take over my town. Because I'm Kuwabara, and incase you forgot, I've got a sword!"
"Ah! Urameshi! How can you keep hitting a girl like that? I mean you even hit her in the ta-tas!"
"Hiei, you little punk. You said a lot of mean stuff to me. But underneath all that junk, you're a decent guy."
"Hm, what he did isn't that different from what I do with my Spirit Sword... Hey, wait! Were you saying that my Spirit Sword lacks any art or tact?!"
"A mulberrry's a tree, Kuwabara is a man. And I'll prove it. We all have to go when our time comes, but if we do our duty we don't got regrets, so taste a little peice of my sword, Toguro!"
"Hey, that's weird. I didn't know you had a little sis, Hiei. I bet she's a pint size pain in the you-know-what just like you, probably ugly too."
"What are you saying??! No, don't answer! I don't wanna catch your crazy disease!"
"What do you mean you're going back there? When you were there you said you wanted to go home and now that you're here, you want to go back. Maybe you're just a spoiled brat who can't be happy anywhere."
"Well, if you're goin' back, I better give you the beat-down now I was always too nice to do!"
"What's up, Mister Mazaku? I thought you were goin' to Demon World to become the king?"
"There is a lot more to life than shoving punks into pavement."
"Help!! I'm in a truck full of psycic canibals!"
"So how does it feel to be out of the loopty loop?"
"Yeah, that's right. Go ahead and cheer on that sissy guy; I already have a woman I love and as long as she's watching me, I'm unstopable."
"Ah, ok! I think you've done enough graveling for one day! Though it is pretty entertaining! Reporting for duty, Captain Faker! That's me!"
"You're pitching the same crap you did to Mitari. But I don't bend!"
"No way! You're a girl! This stinks, guys are not suppose to fight with a girl, not even me. It's against my code.
"Ah...I...think I'm in love."
"Ah, come on, Urameshi, let's go! There is a pretty girl that I'm dieing to see and demons to beat. She's suffering!"
"Stay right there! I'm not asking for help, and if you come up here I swear I'll turn this sword on you. I'm no whimp, Urameshi, and I'm not stopping unless Byakko comes and kills me himself!"
"I know when Genbu showed up, I got, what's the word? 'Freaked',but that's not gonna happen from now on, my friends. Because Kuwabara's got the good stuff."
"With the power of our love shining through, I'll beat him in point-five seconds."
"That's not true! I love getting kissed and I have a girl that's a lot pretty than all of you!"
"Augh! I don't wanna be eaten by C-demons!"
"You know, I don't like you very much. As soon as Urameshi gets here and cuts me loose, I'm gonna hunt you down and use my Spirit Sword to shred you like a bank statement."
"What are you, some junior science club or something!? Get lost before I lose my gosh darn temper!"
"Just like family vacations. My dumb sister always making us late. Probably plucking her mustache."
"Oh yeah, go play a few rounds of tennis while I'm bound and gagged. No really, have a ball! Oh, and by the way, I'm being sarcastic."
"I can still save them. I just have to act now. I have to get us out! I have to be stronger! What's wrong with me?"
"When men do what they're supposed to do, it's not always about what they want."
"Hey, Sensui! Did you hear that? My pals whooped your little friend's butt and now they're gonna let me out, so I can whoop yours!"
"Yeah! Bring it to him, Urameshi! Just don't do anything obvious unless he thinks you won't, cause then you should! Or not!"
"Wait, Urameshi! You don't have to die! If you really think I have the strength, I'll find it! Please, just give me the time! I swear!"
"Urameshi! You can't go this way! Think! What I did against Toguro in the fight, I did it for you! I did it for you! But you can't ever die and have it be for me! You can't! You can't! Urameshi!"
"You've...always gotta be there, Urameshi! Can't you get it? If you're not,then who am I?"
"I'm not gonna leave! Not until he gets out here and fight me! Why did you run away, Urameshi!? Why did you have to die!? You're suppose to be here... for me..."
"Disgraceful! And you call yourself a man? Seeing you live makes me sick."
"Urameshi! If you kill me, you are so dead!"
"I won't forgive you. Not if you go out like this. There's nothing wrong with guys needing each other! For me, you're... well you're my..."
"Urameshi. You died a hero's death. Sacrificing your life to save billions of others. You've lit our torches, and I won't let your death be in vain. Even it means I'll be joining you soon."
"Come on, stop clowning around. Prankster. I get it, it's payback for me tricking you with Toguro. Good one. Too bad I'm not as gullibe as you... Big lame-o. I mean, hey, I'll just cover up your mouth and nose! You can't complain, right? I mean dead guys don't got to breathe! Look... your plan to motivate us worked! I broke us out! Now let's beat Sensui together and go home. Come on, I'm not dumb! See? You can't hide your heart bea- Urameshi..."
"Sensui, you're going to regret making me mad!"
"Beautiful lady... will you be my wife?"
"Better start cheering for me, Yukina... I think I'm gonna need all your help on this one."
"It just keeps getting worse... usually when I see Yukina I feel unstoppable... now I'm just more afraid."
"I guess I'm just a big joke to you all. Well, this joke's got feelings! Genkai meant a lot to me too. Did you all just sit around and laugh about how clueless I was? Is this how you get your kicks, Urameshi!? Answer!"
"There's something I'm proud of, too. In a contest of true guts I have never been defeated!"
"Okay, Mr. Crabby-Pants, but do you even know my Birthday and blood type to begin with?"
"Aww, have a heart, Kurama. Tell me what her name is..."
"Yukina! Did you and the others get lost too? Long time no see, tulips!"
"Oh, Yukina? Can you heal Kuwabara's itty boo boo to make it feel better?"
"Hey, it's the pretty girl! Have you thought about me?"
"Did you really think a normal human could sustain what you have? Your body has been using your Spirit Energy to keep you alive!"
"Wait a second! Why am I thinking about Yukina? Well, she is beautiful. I'm sorry, my love, I wish you could be here to watch me fight."
"Yukina, my sweet love, that's twice now that we've had to go our seperate worlds. But I know, someday, we'll be together for good. Until then, I'll try to be a better man."
"Would you be serious for a second!? It's not my fault that idiot stole my clothes! Jeez!"
"Dare I say... flower power?"
"While we're sharing here, my mother always wanted me to become an exterminator, so it's time to make her proud."
"This arcade... it's got chillies... Oh, no! Not the tickle feeling!"
"AAAGGGHHH!!! What are you, some kind of sick grave robber or something!?"
"That Rose Whip of his must be ten feet long. Where does he stach it? All the ways I can think of sound kinda painful."
"Why does everything you say makes me wanna bash your face in!?"
"Ugly!? Who you calling ugly!? Come here you little mouse!"
"You know I really can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them, but I guess I'll do it to you anyways."
"It smells girly, I don't think I like it."
"Watch it, Hiei! No use getting jealous on me just because I'm good!"
"Kurama, you taught me a lot with the things you've said, there's nobody more caring than you."
"Woman fighter person, you saved those guys from Dr. Ichigaki and that means a lot, you didn't say much but somehow I really feel like I know you."
"Okay, Urameshi... it's all you. I did what I could... now beat him for all of us... Make my death count, okay...?"
"Stop laughing, hamster legs!"
"How about I gently shove my foot down your throat?"
"You're telling me that some one's making a big hole so that pretty soon a whole bunch of demons just like Toguro can start attcking us all at once. And then there's the A and S guys that even spiritworld can't control! Has hope truely left us? IS THIS THE END OF EVERYTHING!"
"Guess all the training in the world, can't make up for bad aim."
"I'm not scared, but we should at least find a rock to get under!"
"In case I don't make it, take care of my cat."
"Can I give him a mustache?"
"What, you couldn't find a little girl's scooter?"
"I think Monster Beast Doughnut is a perfect name."
"And to think that one day, they could be in-laws"
"Your smell. After filling the room with the rose's sweet aroma your putrid odor was easy for me to find."
"Sorry, but I don't have time to be arrested."
"What irony. Such beauty, sprung from such an ugly soil."
"I thought clowns made everybody else laugh."
"It is hard to tell if Toguro has lost control of his power, or if he is attacking the crowd on purpose."
"As exciting as a biology meet sounds, my weekends are full."
"I'm warning you. You so much as bruise what's in your hand and I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged when you die. You will no longer exist."
"It's hard to predict what he'll do. Humanity's destruction is Hiei's former dream. These new developments leave him much to consider."
"These are lamp weeds, they're to show us the way out, like phosphorescent...bread crumbs..."
"I don't know who I should fear more. Mukoru... or Hiei."
"I never abandon anything in this life, Yomi. Anything."
"True, but when we need to, as you just have, we can remember."
"I thought you knew better to corner an animal like a fox, Karasu. We have a tendency to show our teeth."
"Don't waste your breath in conversation. I know with the powers your using to restrain me, you could easily heal your injuries. Release me and I will let you walk away with your life."
"Maybe because I feel I am guilty. Maybe because I feel like I am one of those mother-devouring creatures. I've caused my mother great pain; it's hard raising a child who thinks you're inferior. I feel, in some way, I caused her disease."
"He's too much for me. I fear everyone on that team will be so. As long as I'm still part human... part Shuuichi."
"It's too bad I don't carry around a locket of his hair."
"Demon hearts don't beat in the conventional human sense."
"Regret is a different beast when you live for centuries."
"You can come with us if you like. But if you chose the latter, the next time we meet I'll show you no mercy."
"Rely on impulse, and not even your thoughts can betray you."
"Any prize that is worth having requires risk."
"Suicide is not the answer. There is no honor nor redemption in that."
"Tired hands are better than none."
"Hiei is going through a tricky change. It appears he is beginning to like you."
"All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist. When really, you're just a lucky fool."
"After all the explosions. Smell wakes him."
"I admit, I'm embarassed just listening to him."
"You're hardly the one for randsom outbursts."
"Naturally. My eyes could follow every inch of Genkai's movements."
"Yusuke, you need a plan B."
"The capacity for evil is but one ingredient in the human's soul."
"Please be mindful, I'm Shuichi here."
"How best shall I deal with my prey?"
"Logic is panic's prey."
"How does it feel to be the one pursued?"
"It's unwise to be so confidnet before an official annoucement."
"You were wrong on two counts. Even the hardest substance can be broken, when crashed into itself. And the ability to feel pain is not a weakness. It's a strength. Pain tells a creature its vulnerabilities, and not to expose them to attack. Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you."
"Death will come long before surrender."
"It's called the Quest Class. I bet you don't remember your own name half the time."
"I know as much of games as I do hugs and puppies and I care for them even less, wake me for the end of the world."
"Friends are just a crutch for the weak."
"Kurama! Don't make me pull out your precious voice box."
"This stupidity is making me nauesous."
"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you."
"They're just afraid of justice!"
"It looks like they've stolen my idea. They're going to have to pay very dearly for that."
"I have the power to pull you into oblivion. I assume just my right arm will do."
"If you have any noble plans to stop me, I suggest you write your will. I'm not leaving without war."
"What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?"
"That's right. First, last, and only. I've been under too much stress lately. Killing you all should be a good remedy."
"That's very unsanitary. Do you know how many demons that blade has cut?"
"It wouldn't obey when I gave it a specific command so I decided it needed to be punished..."
"Your aim is as broad as your axe."
"I may be a small target, but this is just sad."
"He's acting so pathetic that I even feel sorry for him."
"No three letter word can rule my fate. Hot."
"Touch me again with that stupid thing, and I'll break your wrist."
"You already have your fox, your clown, and your hag. I'm a moot point."
"But I hate Kuwabara. You do them one favor and then they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their whole speices was swallowed up."
"Then this means the Mushiyori City has advanced to Stage 3. I beleve these demons are techincally classified as weak and ugly."
"I should have slit your throat when I had the chance."
"If we kill him, I get the first hit."
"I hate being underestimated, but underestimating is worse. Sensui will kill us all."
"There is no more dignity in this sort of existence, so I must find honor in death."
"The only thing I've earned in this life is death and I gladly welcome it now..."
"You talk, you die."
"If you could've reached your power on your own the fake death wouldn't have been needed, and you wouldn't look like a child."
"He'll survive but he's in no shape to fight. That means we have only three fighters left and one of them is worthless."
"You should've learned by now, it's a kill or be killed world. If you're too weak to help yourself you deserve to fall!"
"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain."
"If you wanna die, then die as you like."
"Now he's trying to talk in his sleep while he's awake."
"Do I have to kill you to keep you from doing something stupid?"
"Forget it, you pathetic nerd. No one has ever succeeded in that before, and you're no exception."
"Touch me, and I'll break your wrist."
"You'll have to tear my limbs off to keep me down!"
"Tch. A human with an honor code."
"Your the next good meal, for the Dragon of the Darkness Flame!"
"Does a death wish cause you to speak to me that way?"
"Even as a child, I took great pleasure in spilling the blood of my enemies. And after I learned the value of my mother's Tear-gem, I began to wear it so that everyone could see, hoping that their greed would compel them to challenge me, thus, giving me reason to take their lives. I suppose I wanted to prove that my mother's people were right in exiling me."
"Do you think he realizes he's running in a circle...?"
"Someone please tell Kuwabara to stop stripping or else I will kill him."
"Human's eyes are slow! Come on, where am I?"
"I have a feeling you'll die."
"What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?"
"There is no one who does not carry scars on their heart, and if there were someone in the world like that, they would be a shallow soul."
"Who has time for these childish games?"
"With what secret weapon you've barly been able to stand since your flirting with death."
"You fool! There aren't any earthquakes on water!"
"Lover boy. Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed."
"One must never let emotions enter the ring. That was a mistake."
"So the great detective was ensnared, I wish I had been there to see it."
"No. If you want to die, kill yourself."
"I'm glad you're so enthused. The game will be more exciting this way."
"Don't worry, fool, we've entered into an alliance and I'm not the type to break it. Of course, after we win the tournament I can't guarantee anything."
"So tell me, how does it feel to be in a constant haze of stupidity?"
"What's worse, losing to an old man or a clown?"
"so my Jagan Eye might not be natural, but it does give me exactly what I need!"
"You should have never insulted the Jagan Eye because you see in a way it has its own mind and loathes disrespect, resisting it is not something I would do."
"Well, it appears we have a maze in Maze Castle."
"Your ugly friend has a good point, detective. Are you sure you want to trust me? I've already vowed my revenge on you. Maybe I'll handle that now."
"Obviously you are underestimating Kurama. Do you know why I chose him to be my partner? To avoid fighting him myself. Watch, he's more cutthroating than I when it comes to battle."
"Well, I'm not about to die for the sake of you worthless humans!"
"As far as I'm concerned, we're babysitting."
"Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic."
"Heh, and I suppose you'd think it'll be noble if we all died as a team!?"
"And I wasn't acting. The only reason I saved you was because I might need your help later."
"True pain takes time, my friend."
"The world doesn't give many chances. Looks like you've just lost yours."
"Colorful getup you've got there, but it doesn't look very tough to me."
"Go ahead, tell them I'm Yukina's brother, I won't mind at all torturing you to death!"
"The air in this town is thick with energy, demon insects flock to it like sharks to an open wound. A sign of things to come or is the danger already here?"
"So go, save the Human World. Or don't, I don't really care. Either way, I'm just fine with the outcome."
"As much as I hate the humans, I think I loathe tourists more."
"I have the power of the Black Dragon because now, I am the dragon!"
"Quiet, fool! I don't need to be told to hurry up. It's in my nature."
"Countless centuries. Countless masters trying to harness the power of the Darkness Flame. Only I had the courage, the strength, and the abandon to realize it's glorious potential."
"This wind is coming in feels like home. It's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood and the rotting flesh of decaying corpses."
"Forget it. I still need more training. If this is the best my punch can do I might as well get a new arm."
"Listen to me as closely as you can, you two. I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro Brothers. If I wake up and we've lost, I swear I'll kill you all."
"Bingo, bingo, you win a prize!"
"So, in other words, your death was a complete and utter waste!"
"Here's my impression of Yusuke: look at me I'm burning."
"Sneezy, sneezy, achoo, achoo, somebody's thinking about you."
"You're being a pig!"
"Too bad Hiei's not here, we could use his Jagan Eye to find himself!"
"You're cheating, Kaitou! He never came close to saying the word "hot"...! Aaah!"
"Now, Puu, calm down and talk to us slowly. Oh wait, you can't talk."
"When I picture Yusuke's dispostion, I see scales and beady eyes, but I guess cute and furry is another way to go...
"Botan, guide to the River Styx, at your service."
"Listen, you! Jin hasn't touched the arena floor for half the match! Haven't you thought to count to ten?"
"Yes, but the big question is: who is the husband and who is the wife?"
"I thought Kuwabara was dead for sure!"
"Nothing beats the bug spray from Spirit World."
"I think bone cracking is a good sign to rest."
"Why it's practically unheard of for Koenma to work? I wonder if he's feeling under the weather..."
"Oh, you know! Don't they teach you kids anything in health class anymore?"
"And that's how the human race ended."
"I don't want to explain why I can fly to your teacher. I'll see you after school!"
"Who me? I'm a foreign exchange student. My english very choppy."
"I've already taken one person I love to Spirit World. Please don't make me take another."
"Oh, it doesn't help that I'm a blabbermouth and he's a telepath!"
"Meow - Meow..."
"That is the biggest load of bull I've ever heard in my whole life!"
"Out of all his opponents, she's the only one who beats him every time."
"So does that mean if Yusuke saves Keiko's life, Yusuke won't be able to come back?"
"Hey! Are you trying to make me look stupid? Tell him how honored you are!"
"A teenage girl alone in the woods with a sleeping teenage boy?"
"You don't want to lose and disappoint Yukina do you!?"
"Oh, no sweetie, it's not true. That's just what we call motivation you see."
"I am the mighty Koenma, son of King Yama! Even though I appear as a child, I've been around fifty times longer than you, so watch your mouth when you speak to me!"
"No, it's not a chicken egg, and I can assure you what will come out of here won't be a chicken."
"The user's life. That's why it's called the Forlorn Hope! I think you need to get a dictionary."
"Let's see, ah, 'A very challenging task, but well rewarding in the end'... You idiot! This says "Four Saint Beats". You brought me a cookbook!"
"Running like a baby is perfectly brave if the odds are too tough."
"Precisely why I chose you after Sensui failed. I wanted someone who wouldn't think too much."
"I'm not playing Solitaire, you moron! I'm fortune telling to see who will win this match! But, I keep drawing the joker and I have no idea what that could mean!"
"Who's to say who's nuts these days. From now on, you will only address me as Pretty Koenma, understand?"
"I think pretty brings out the sparkle in my eyes."
"How did Genkai end up with such a moron apprentice?"
"The Koenma-Tron 5000 Jetpack! What do you think?"
"Why didn't you stamp the papers like I told you to!? I even gave you my favorite inkpad with the ponies on top!"
"Yes, I agree. He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear and he never seems to leave me alone."
"What!?! Yusuke's been kiddnapped!? What is this, April Fool's Day!?"
"Yusuke, listen. That's Botan natural color. It doesn't make sense to tease her."
"Beneath it all I suspect you would find just a normal man with a wounded heart and a broken dream..."
"Sir, for him to be my dog, he'd have to respond when I call him."
"I will. I'll wait forever, Yusuke."
"You speak pretty clearly in your sleep, Yusuke. You better be careful or you might tell me something you don't want to."
"A tie here, a loop there, and ta-da! A portable Puu."
"I know you have to fight. But if you die, I swear I'll kill you. Bang!"
"Yusuke, you jerk!"
"Besides getting hit by a car...?"
"But they're both exhausted! Why can't they just call it a draw!? Haven't they shed enough of each other's blood yet!?"
"Yusuke, you pervert! It's always you and your stupid attitude that gets me mad everyday!"
"What'd you just say!? You couldn't pay me to cheer for that vampire-wannabe-weirdo!"
"Yeah, yeah, the bag is a little small. I have a big pink bag that I'll bring in tomorrow."
"All the girls have to wear these. Just like all the boys have to wear blue jumpsuits. Which I noticed, you're not!"
"He just wants to think he's dangerous. On the inside, he's more like a lamb."
"Relax! Yusuke doesn't even know how to whistle!"
"Yusuke's all covered with junk. What kind of parent leaves their child like this? I swear, this should be some kind of felony!"
"I'll forgive you on one condition, you have to promise to tell me when you go on these cases. That's all I'm asking."
"Great way to make friends, Yusuke!"
"I'm not that kind of girl, Botan!" "I guess we know where Kuwabara gets the motivation to win so badly."
"Don't even think about skipping school, Yusuke. Your mom had already done enough convincing to keep you from failing this year."
"Come and get me, tough guy."
"He may piss me off sometimes, but he's my little bro. And I'm the only one who gets to pick on him."
"Our lives are on the line and you're fighting like a fifth grader!?"
"Yeah, turn around and walk away, just like all the good looking men in my life."
"That's right, baby brother, this may be your last night in the living... so go ahead and stay up past your bedtime... I won't tell."
"I don't know what tournament your watching... but over half the team I'm cheering for can't even walk.
"Look at it this way, if demons did have toilets would you really want to use them?"
"I'm not leaving the country, I just don't find it customary to pee in my pants during the next fight."
"In order for a joke to get old, it has to be funny in the first place, little bro."
"A little over twenty and it's all over. I should've went on more dates."
"Time flies when you're taunting Yusuke mercilessly."
"Shut up, Keiko. That disease is making you retarded."
"Put your shirt back on!"
"That's not a good sign. He's mumbling and walking backwards at the same time."
"No... Sakyo! Sakyo, wait!!!"
"Karasu is such a dumb ass. He's clearly playing with him now. I wish he would just get this over with."
"Keep your guard up, jab with your left, follow with your right! What's so hard about that!?"
"You can't just wait for him to die of old age, bro.!"
"More like you made a big mess and Genkai cleaned after you like someone always does."
"Sweet birds... you can't come near me... no one can come near me anymore."
"That's not true. I like humans, very much."
"He is. I have to bear that. But taking his life can't wash away all that he's done to me. It will only bring more pain. Just more nightmares."
"You seem to look familar. I don't know where, who are you?"
"That is not the real reason why I'm here. I'm trying to find my brother. I don't know who he is though, or what he looks like. All I know that he's great at martal arts."
"Big clown. I wonder if he says that to everyone."
"Oh... It sounds like it's impossible to get in."
"Stay away! It isn't safe!"
"Who are you? Kuwa...bara? Do I know you?"
"How are your ribs doing, Kazuma?"
"I'll do anything you want! I don't care!"
"Go, Kuwabara! You can do it!"
"But why would I be disappointed if he lost the fight?"
"Stay still, my healing powers will recover your awful wounds."
"I beg you, run away."
"If I saw my brother, he would probably say that to me also."
"I hope my healing powers will cure your back. That was some fight there. You were great."
"That Hiei. The one who didn't want to play cards with us yesterday, he seems so quiet."
"Kazuma! We got a problem! It's Keiko, she isn't saying anything!"
"It seems I died like you, Yusuke. Half-assed."
"Those who won, please follow me! Those who lost, please get lost!"
"You really are a big-hearted fool."
"The first of your screening test will be...the drawing of lots."
"You really care about Yusuke. In your own screwed up way you've been teaching him, too. He is like a son to me. Maybe you think the same. Don't ever feel regret for the things between us!"
"You trapped yourself in a body you hated, hiding in the pain and now you want to torture yourself again. Why? Haven't we both payed enough?" <
"You're wrong, all that business delighted me. Murdering Kairin, knowing that I was the most powerful. It was through my fear of Kairin that I pushed forward to meet my ultimate potential. I understood my power and was free from human baggage and in a larger scheme I knew the part I had to play. I'm actually thankful for what Kairin did."
"Don't mourn me, Genkai, like you said, this is the way I wanted it to end."
"No, Genkai, but it would have been a beautiful life..."
"I heard you were head strong, Urameshi. It's just a nicer way to say you're stupid."
"Follow the rule both host and guest. Don't utter a letter crossed off from the list. Each hundred and four seconds, note, too. Another word becomes Taboo..."
"My reason? It's like the old saying goes: That's for me to know and for you to find out."
"Just enjoy yourself! You'll be coming down soon enough!"
"You fought bravely, Gama. I assure you your death will be honored. Kurama will pay."
"The thing is I'm a really ripper guy and the only thing I suck at is rock, paper, scissors!"
"I don't want to die a virgin!!"
"You lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy, how's that for lame?"
"I thought I was crazy Urameshi, but you take the prize! The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"
"Uh...ok...the table's 180-ed, and now Karasu is running around like a cockroach in the middle of a tap dance convention."
"Stick to what you're good at, honey. Like dying your hair unnatural colors for instance."
"Sir, that's the first time you ever called me by my first name."
"Have you ever seen hundreds of frightened people standing in the line to be killed in a camp? Have you seen horsemen raid and destroy a village, dance on the bodies of their victims, crushing them as they celebrated victory, singing happy songs? Have you ever seen a gigantic bomb wipe away millions who had never even picked up a weapon? Civil War where a mom is hacked down in front of her child, or a child in front of his mom. And the soldier, breaking up a family who loves each other, leading them into a fire, and his eyes enjoying the torture."
"Unlike other warriors, I do not wear armor to protect my self from my opponents. I wear this armor to protect my opponents from my own powers."
"Why is it so hard for you to understand, human? Your sword is no use against me."
"That boy's eyes... Immeasureable mercy and guilt hidden deep behind. Murota's power can't read his mind, the layers are too complex, controlled."
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