Hiei is sick. Yusuke and Kuwabara visit him at Kurama's house. What could his illness be?
Kuwabara: Geez! You get sick, too! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Hiei: *bed ridden* Shut up loud-mouthed.
Kuwabara: Maa, you're one to talk!
Yusuke: So what herbs did you let him swallow this time? *turns to Kurama*
Kurama: I haven't YET.
Hiei: JUST ATTEMPT FOX.
Kurama: *laughs* Sick Hiei is still threatening a good friend who accommodates him.
Yusuke: What's eating you? *nears Hiei to check his temperature* Whoa you're flaming hot!
Kuwabara: Serves you right! Bet you can't handle it coz you're always damn cold!
Yusuke: Nah that's cruel. Hiei-kun is sensitive now because he's sick. NE HIEI-KUN?
Hiei: Go away! *covers himself with blanket*
Kurama: *laughs* He refuses to go to the hospital. But well it's understandable, and Koorime don't usually get sick. Unless…
Yusuke & Kuwabara: UNLESS WHAT? *curious tone*
Kurama: Beats me.
Yusuke & Kuwabara: NAH!
Kurama: Maa, I still need to observe him for days. Before I get what's happening to him.
Hiei: Better do it quick fox.
Kurama: *smiles sarcastically* If that's what you think then I suggest we go to a real doctor right away.
*Hiei hides in the blanket again*
Yusuke: Well then, we'll just check on you after a few days! *is about to leave with Kuwabara*
Hiei: YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
Kuwabara: See you on your funeral! *waves his hand*
*Hiei hurls a pillow at him*
Yusuke and Kuwabara visit Hiei after a week.
Kurama: Guys. *looks serious*
Kuwabara: What now? Is Hiei gonna die? *excited tone*
Yusuke: *narrows his eyes comically at Kuwabara* OI. Don't look too happy.
Kurama: He's fine but—
Kuwabara: Oh man! He's doing fine?
Kurama: *aura darkens*
Kuwabara: *squeaks, scared of Kurama*
Kurama: As I was saying, he's just fine, although the sickness has been draining his energy, a good rest will restore it. But…it's better if you don't see him right now.
Yusuke: AND WHY IS THAT?
Kuwabara: *nears to Hiei's bed* OI SHRIMP.
Hiei: SCREW YOU NINGENS!
Yusuke: QUIT THE ANGRY ACT! I'm getting more suspicious of your…*Yusuke is being his naughty self. He tries to remove Hiei's blanket hard. Hiei pulls it back harder*
Yusuke: *removes the blanket successfully. gasps* …OH GAWD YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
Kuwabara: *looks at Hiei and smirks* My my! That chicken pox sure is killing you!
Hiei: *gets the blanket back, covers himself* GET LOST!
Kurama: I told you.
Yusuke: *eyebrows crease* But that's weird. Koorime don't get chicken pox!
Kuwabara: Geez, just what kind of breed is Hiei from?
* No one answers Kuwabara's question. He sweatdrops.*
Yusuke: Oh this is a puzzle.
Kurama: I have one assumption on this. Because Koorime don't get chicken pox, there might be—
Kuwabara: Get to the climax already!
Kurama: *bites his lip and is obviously pissed* He might be bewitched. If only I knew who the culprit is.
Yusuke: He was WHAT?
Kuwabara: *smirks* Nyaaa, everybody owns a voodoo doll of the shorty!
Hiei: Wait until I get back my ENERGY! *still inside the blanket*
Kuwabara: CAN'T WAIT!
Yusuke: SHUT UP YOU JERKS! *gains back composure* So who would do that to him? Oi, *turns to Hiei* Did you possibly bump into someone and got him mad?
Hiei: I'm not… *thinks of any relevant circumstances…thinks about what happened at Genkai's temple. The cellphone. Honey. Hiei's eyes widen.* …mistaken. IT'S HER!
Kuwabara: *is surprised* WHOA! Did you happen to dump a girl?
Hiei: IT'S GENKAI.
Kuwabara: *big gasp* YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH GENKAI?
Yusuke: *whacks Kuwabara's head*
Kuwabara: OUCCCHIE! WHATCHADOTHATFOR? *strokes his head*
Yusuke: BAKA YAROU! *turns to Hiei* What might be the geezer's reason?
Hiei: None of your business.
Yusuke: C'mon you can't be a pooper!
Hiei: *strikes him the it's-my-secret-damn-you glare*
Yusuke: Eeeek! Fine fine! If it is Genkai, how should we help shorty?
*Hiei is right. At Genkai's temple, She's holding a Hiei doll, placing pins all over the doll's body.*
Genkai: Die die Hiei die this is what you get for being an intruder Die HIEI DIE! *diabolic laugh*
*Birds near the temple squeak, flying away from the devil Genkai*
Kuwabara: Are you serious with that?
*Kurama fans, swings, and waves leaves around Hiei*
Yusuke: When did you learn that? Man, the only thing lacking is CHANT!
Kuwabara: He's good in harvesting, but being a witch doctor? NO WAY!
Kurama: I don't have a farm, just a garden. *continues to surround Hiei with plants* As for the incantation, I just have to picture Genkai in my mind and say her name.
Hiei: You're making a fool of yourself fox.
Kurama: I don't really mind. Besides it's fun.
Hiei: *makes face* HOW CAN YOU HELP ME WITH JUST THAT?
Yusuke & Kuwabara: We want to join you Kurama!
Kurama: YES. Very well then. *hands them herbs, leaves, plants, anything green*
*Yusuke and Kuwabara join Kurama. The two stick a leaf on their heads and make a tribal dance around Hiei, repeating Genkai's name over again. On the other hand, Kurama thinks Yusuke and Kuwabara joining him is a good idea. He can lessen the fool out of himself.* Genkai. Genkai. Genkai. Gen—SOMEONE IS NOT CONCENTRATING!
Kurama: Oh, sorry. *smiles*
*Genkai feels something interrupting her ritual. She just could not continue. It seems that the doll has reached its limit. The chicken pox ends there.*
Genkai: DAMN INTRUDERS!
Oh, this door is open as well. Let's go.
Yo, Hiei we heard you're -*big gasps* JUST WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?
*Yusuke, Kurama and Kuwabara look around to see who seemed to break their rite. Gasping Botan, Jaws dropped Shizuru and Koenma, Eyes widening Keiko, Dropping fruits basket Yukina*
Yusuke: *scratches his head* Er…Want to join?
*And soon, everyone's been doing the fanning, waving, swaying leaves, making the tribal dance around Hiei, which supposedly is a visit to the sick.*
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