The YYH girls are done preparing food at Yukimura residence for their picnic. The boys are quite late so what's there to talk about?
Shizuru: That BAKA KUWABARA, sleeping like a sloth when I left. GEEZ!
Keiko: It's surprising you're still not used to your bro. *pats her shoulder* You're siblings!
Shizuru: *raises an eyebrow at her* And what do you mean by THAT?
Keiko: OH NOTHING! *sweatdrops*
Shizuru: I sometimes wonder if he's an illegit!
Keiko: *laughs* Does he have plans on coming to the picnic? Sleeping like that...
Shizuru: You mean, DO THEY HAVE PLANS ON COMING.
Botan: Yeah! No one is an exception!
Yukina: I think they fail to enjoy themselves at first, but when they get there, they seem to enjoy it. *smiles*
Shizuru: Got a point there. But those jerks seriously don't know how to quit being late. SOOOO ANNOYING.
Botan: And how to quit their "I'M COOL!" mode.
Keiko: And how to quit their stupid antics!
Yukina: *wonders* You really think Kuwabara-san is stupid?
*The rest of the girls gasp* YOU HONESTLY DON'T THINK SO?
Yukina: *scratches her head* Eh...He's so kind and—
Shizuru: Stupid. Yeah, we know that well. *laughs devilishly*
Botan: No one is an exception for stupidity!... Er...Wait...Except for Kurama?
Shizuru: Well Kurama might NOT be an exception to the antics, contrary to what you think girls. *diabolic laugh*
*The girls give a frightened look.*
Yukina: What's that Shizuru-san?
Shizuru: I visited him in their house once and I-
Botan: YOU VISITED HIM IN THEIR HOUSE?
Shizuru: *raises an eyebrow at her.* CAN'T I VISIT A FRIEND FOR GOD'S SAKE? ...AND WHAT'S WITH THAT REACTION?
Botan: *behaves* Nothing.
Shizuru: I accidentally peeked into his room.
Botan: *gasps* AND WHEN DID PEEKING BECOME AN ACCIDENT?
Shizuru: YEAH OF COURSE in my case! And besides I didn't know it was HIS room!
Botan: *looks at her with doubt* Are you surely sure it's JUST an accident?
Shizuru: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
Botan: *behaves* Nothing.
Shizuru: To continue, well... I saw the beloved redhead... *almost a whisper* wearing pink boxers.
Botan: HE WHAT?
Shizuru: I said, HE WAS WEARING PINK BOXERS.
Botan: *blinks dreamily *OH I'D SOOOO DIE TO SEE THAT.
*The rest of the girls look at her with plain faces*
Shizuru: And when I purposely knocked on his door, he was like DROPPED DEAD on the floor. He immediately put his pants and ALMOST TRIPPED ON IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*Yukina and Keiko sweatdrop*
Botan: POOR KURAMA! *sobs*
Shizuru: Honestly I don't know why girls go-gaga over Kurama. I mean, he's so...
Shizuru: YEAH. And kind of boring. Well not really with me but I've seen him talk with other girls and if I were one of them, I'll surely slap him. NONSTOP.
Botan: OH C'MON!
Keiko: *says out of the blue* I think Koenma is handsome.
Botan: You WHAT?
Keiko: Ugh, I mean, not if that pacifier is stuck in his mouth. HAHAHAHA.
*The girls sweatdrop*
Botan: You sure got weird taste!
Shizuru: It's TOO obvious. Just look at Yusuke. He's a total goof. Always hanging out with my Bro. GEEZ! I don't think anybody would say they're cute.
Yukina: Kuwabara-kun is not that cute.
Shizuru: YOU KNOW RIGHT.
Yukina: Kuwabara-kun... IS SOOOO HOT! *blushes*
*The girls stare at Yukina with horror* Kuwabara is WHAT!
Keiko: *recovers from horror* But come to think of it. He's just a goof, but look at his body. HE'S DAMN HOT!
Shizuru: OH C'MON KEIKO I KNOW YOU'RE JUST TOO KIND. You're kidding, right?
Keiko: I'M NOT!
Botan: See? WHAT A TASTE!
Shizuru: But well Botan-chan, you're as well not exempted! You have a crush on the female-looking redhead, and he's wearing PINK BOXERS. And you wouldn't know how often he'd do that! Don't you think he's...gay?
Botan: GAY? NO WAY? Real men know how to wear PINK!
Shizuru: Said who? The t-shirt print?
Yukina: But I can't feel any..."gayness" in Kurama. HE'S SO MANLY!
Botan: *nods nonstop*
Shizuru: When did Yukina ever start talking like that? *wonders*
Keiko: *sweatdrops* Well I think It's better to make Hiei wear PINK!
Shizuru: *imagines it. She is horrified* OH better take away that thought Keiko-chan.
Keiko: But, I honestly think Hiei is cuter than everyone else.
Botan: THAN EVERYONE ELSE?
Keiko: *blinks* Yes?
Shizuru: DID YOU JUST PRAISE EACH BOY IN OUR GROUP.
Keiko: I did? Er- NO! I... didn't think Kurama is...cute.
Shizuru: *looks at her with doubt* Oh yeah?
Keiko: But well- *scratches her head*
Shizuru: Alright I knew it.
Keiko: But not when Yusuke is around!
Shizuru: OH THE HELL. You got a BOYFRIEND FOR YUSUKE'S SAKE!
OUCH YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY FEET!
*The girls gasped*
Keiko: Did I just hear Yusuke?
Shizuru: *lazily places her elbow* And that baka who stepped on his feet might be my brother. HAH. Come out now. We're not afraid.
Botan, Yukina, and Keiko: *wheeze, looking at each other* YES WE ARE AFRAID! *nod their heads at the same time*
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Koenma, Kurama and Hiei show up. Kurama scratches his head while Hiei shows off his usual gesture. Koenma merely stands up. Yusuke and Kuwabara goof around blaming each other for being found out.
Yusuke: *being his serious self* So...what do we have here? *then smiles wildly*
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