Kurama hangs out with his friends at Kazuma residence when he finds out he is on for debate in school. But Kurama goes through the trouble of first level debate: Who's going to practice debating with him?
Hiei: Finally. No Hiei.
Hiei: *gasps* What's with that look.
Me: *smirks* Happpeeey Halloween! Ne ne Hiei, don't you want to greet everybody?
Me: H is for happy and N is for the last letter of halloweeN
Hiei: Don't speak for me.
Me: Whatever, it's my interpretation!
Hiei: Don't talk to me.
Me: Hey! Don't-
Hiei: Butt in.
DISCLAIMER: YUU YUU HAKUSHO IS NOT MINE. waaaa *sobs
Kurama hangs out with his friends at Kazuma residence when he finds out he is on for debate in school.
Yusuke: So, what's the topic of the debate?
Shizuru: Geez, Yusuke can't you think a bit?
Yusuke: *raises an eyebrow* HUH?
Shizuru: Of course they wouldn't tell! What's the point of the whole thing?
Kuwabara: Don't act like an expert!
Shizuru: *whacks her brother's head*
Shizuru: I was just helping out Kurama. *brushes up her caramel hair*
Kuwabara: He didn't ask for your help!
Shizuru: *whacks him again*
Kurama: *sweatdrops* ... Initially, I thought I didn't need any help. but-
*Kurama sweatdrops again*
Yusuke: Wait wait, so how can we help him out? Should we do a dry run or something?
Kurama: *frantically gestures a no* Ah, No. I... don't want to bother you that much.
Shizuru: Can we just do something like throw a topic at him then let him do whatever?
Kuwabara: That's lame! Can't you be a little clearer?
Shizuru: CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP?
Yusuke: SHUT UP YOU TWO!
Shizuru: You're inside MY house. Don't forget.
Yusuke: OH SORRY.
Kuwabara: This is pretty hard. Do you really need help? C'mon you can do that!
Shizuru: You really can't help, can you bro?
Kurama: *scratches his head* Well...If-
Shizuru: *snaps her fingers* AHA!
Yusuke: *looks at her doubtfully* Now what?
Shizuru: Let's first decide, who is going to be Kurama's partner in this practice!
Yusuke: You have to talk to someone who knows you pretty well! So you can have a pretty good conversation, ne?
Shizuru: Well I would have to agree with that! Someone who's been around you for like...more than half of your life?
Kurama: My mom is not into that stuff, really...
Kuwabara: Someone who won't get pissed at you and vice versa!
Kurama: *scratches his head* Do you personally want to help-
Kuwabara: Someone you can share your thoughts with! Aside from us 3. A friend, perhaps?
Kurama: And how should I call you guys? *narrows eyes, looks at them suspiciously*
Kuwabara: Er... f-friends?
Kurama: THAT'S CRUEL. You're up to something.
Yusuke: *ignores what Kurama says* This is hard.
Kuwabara: Yeah yeah. *nods in agreement*
Yusuke:Talk to someone like, probably...Hiei?
Kurama: I knew it.
*The three jerks looked at each other*
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Shizuru: HIEI! *loud enough to disturb the whole neighborhood*
*Something falls off from a tree. They hurry outside to see what*
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Shizuru: HIEI!
Hiei: Baka ningens. How's that for my nap. *puts off dirt from his cape*
Kuwabara: Why are you taking a nap on a tree?
Hiei: *ignores Kuwabara* What's this commotion. *shows off his famous gesture*
Shizuru: Seems like you're the only one who can help Kurama for the debate!
Hiei: Seems like you can't do anything about it. HN.
*Shizuru and Hiei strike death glares at each other*
Kurama: Maa, it can't be helped. Let's get over this. It won't hurt doing some practice. Everyone requested for you, in case you didn't know. *smiles*
Hiei: I know.
Shizuru: SOOO... what now?
Kuwabara: Now what?
Shizuru: *narrows her eyes* Don't imitate me.
Kuwabara: Like I want to?
Hiei: You're siblings.
*Shizuru and Hiei strike death glares at each other*
Kurama: Eh...Shizuru, you can just give any topic.
Shizuru: *brushes up her caramel hair* Uh well—
*Kuwabara mumbles something to Yusuke. Shizuru stares at them diabolically*
Kuwabara & Yusuke: eeeek!
Shizuru: Topic 1 - airheads
Hiei: Airheads are everywhere. The topic says it.
*Shizuru gets pissed off*
Kurama: *sweatdrops* Er...Having said that, do you consider yourself an airhead?
Hiei: 'COURSE NOT!
Hiei: Not at all. Why do you ask like this? ARE YOU AN AIRHEAD?
Kurama: Not really. Asking is a sign of intelligence. So...What do you think?
Hiei: I don't believe that statement.
Kurama: And why is that?
Hiei: Everybody is curious. No exemptions.
Kurama: So you're saying if a person is inquisitive doesn't mean he's intelligent?
Hiei: Exactly. *points at Kuwabara* even that big jerk asks like hell.
*Kuwabara grits his teeth.* HEY! *Hiei ignores Kuwabara*
Kurama: I would have to agree with that.
Kuwabara: OY KURAMA! *pissed off*
Kurama: *shakes his head* No not that part! I mean intelligence may not be innate but it's developed through time...A person can't be...dull entirely.
Hiei: Can't agree. *closes his eyes*
Shizuru: Guys guys can't you be a bit more..."intelligible" in this case?
Hiei: Thanks to your topic. REALLY.
Shizuru: FINE FINE! Okay let's move over to topic two. Women are better than men.
Yusuke: *clap clap clap*
Kurama: *sweatdrops* Uh, yes. There are cases when women do better than men.
Hiei: Exclude the impregnation thing.
Kurama: Of course.
Hiei: But men can do A LOT BETTER than women.
Kurama: In ways such as?
Shizuru: Exclude the urinating thing!
Hiei: YEAH I KNOW. And DON'T BUTT IN.
Shizuru: *twitches her lips*
Hiei: Women are too emotional. It's what hinders them from doing what they want.
Shizuru: TEND to be too emotional. May I correct you with that.
Hiei: You already did.
Kurama: *looks at both of them.* But you know it's also what motivates them to do something. *whispers to himself* Why do I feel like I am a moderator and not a DEBATE PARTICIPANT.
Shizuru: Kurama is right!
*Kurama becomes jumpy*
Shizuru: While men are easy-going. If it's done, then done. If it's not, then just do it! Isn't that irresponsible?
Hiei: You can't complicate life too much for YOUR GOD'S sake.
Shizuru: Yeah that's why men can't be too serious in life. If they did they'll end up throwing themselves from a cliff.
Hiei: Yeah, mostly the fault of women.
Shizuru: *raised an eyebrow at Hiei* And why's that?
Hiei: Too much complication. Men hate that. S
hizuru: Exactly! Women can handle better than men! They give up so easily!
Hiei: Still, men hold power. Over women. DON'T DENY THAT.
Kurama: Eh, excuse me, I think we're getting-
Shizuru: NO WAY.
Hiei: It's your species that plots the fall of man.
Shizuru: Because you let it happen!
Hiei: Because it's in your DESTRUCTIVE NATURE.
*Kurama, Yusuke and Kuwabara walk out of the scene*
Yusuke: Hiei obviously enjoys it!
Yusuke: The debate BAKA!
Kurama: It's not a debate. *observes from a distance, looking at the screaming-at-each-other Hiei and Shizuru* It's a fight between the species of men and women.
Yusuke: You mean... a fight between the evil and the more evil?
Kuwabara: Sounds like it!
*The trio sighed*
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