Hiei sees an ATM card while he walks down the streets of Ningenkai.
Me: DON'T BUTT IN!
Oh by the way thanks to CUTE LITTLE FOXY for the very first review for my very first humor fic on YYH. hee~ I mailed you twice, you can check it out. :D
Hiei: It's probably an apology for some blunder you made, Baka.
Me: I SAID DON'T BUTT IN!
DISCLAIMER: YUU YUU HAKUSHO IS NOT MINE. DUH!
Hiei sees an ATM card while he walks down the streets of Ningenkai. He gawks around to see if there's no one looking at him. He picks it up and scrutinizes it.
Hiei: What is this thing.
*Kuwabara pops out of nowhere* Oi! Shrimp!
*Hiei hears Kuwabara, but does not look back*
*Hiei looks at him without blinking but still doesn't answer back*
Kuwabara: *steps back a little, scared* Oi... Don't look at me like that!
*Hiei continuously glares at him*
Kuwabara: *pissed off, attempts to whack Hiei, but the jagan boy suddenly appears on the other side*
Kuwabara: *turns around to see Hiei on the other side* GRRRR!
*Hiei walks, not minding Kuwabara. The carrot-head earns stares from people walking*
Hiei: Why are you here?
Kuwabara: I happen to pass by and I saw your freaking TALL HAIR!
Hiei: *pissed off* If you don't stop this stupid thing they might think you're gay.
Kuwabara: *eyebrows crease* Me? GAY? THIS MIGHTY KUWABARA? GAY?
Hiei: Yeah, with you following me around. HAH.
Hiei: See that man? *points at the man* He thinks you're such an ill-mannered, perverted, carrot-head for abusing such an INNOCENT like me.
Man: *looks on both sides, and looks at Hiei, then runs away*
Kuwabara: *laughs hard* And how come you even knew that?
Hiei: BAKA YAROU!
Kuwabara: *frowns* Seriously! How did you know? Are you kidding me?
Kuwabara: TELL ME HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Hiei: STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND!
*Hiei sees a man holding the same card as he has and he decides to follow him*
Kuwabara: Oi where are you going?
*Hiei ignores Kuwabara. He falls in line for the ATM machine. Kuwabara looks at the line*
Kuwabara: You have an ATM card?
Hiei: YOU DON'T HAVE ONE?
*Kuwabara grits his teeth in annoyance. After a while it is Hiei's turn to withdraw.*
Hiei: *whispers to himself* Pin code...?
Lemme see...what should I put here... AH!... Whatever! Whatever comes to my...
*Hiei inputs numbers* ACTUALLY IT WORKED. *He is surprised himself*
*Kuwabara enviously looks at Hiei while he walks on the side and counts HIS money without blinking worse than a hyped up businessman*
Hiei: *looks at Kuwabara suspiciously* What are you looking at? Go away.
Kuwabara: You withdrew all!
Hiei: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Kuwabara: Is that really yours?
Hiei: STOP ASKING BAKA!
Kuwabara: YOU STARTED IT!
*Hiei changes mood and starts to ignore Kuwabara again, walking happily towards an ICE CREAM SHOP. He happily orders all ice cream flavors and happily eats them*
Kuwabara: *looks at him enviously* C-can c-can...
Hiei. CERN WHERT? (translated as CAN WHAT. i apologize. he eats ice cream.)
Kuwabara: *pokes his right and left forefingers* CAN I HAVE ONE?
Hiei: *hands him bucks* nowr gewr arweyr (now go away) *Kuwabara takes the bucks dreamily and goes away*
*After Hiei eats a drumful of ice cream, he is about to destroy the card*
*Kuwabara appears out of nowhere again.* I KNEW IT THAT'S NOT YOURS! *saves the ATM card from being torn*
Hiei: *gasps* WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN? And who cares? You've had your share!
Kuwabara: How did you know the pin code?
Hiei: It's mine.
Kuwabara: Darn it!
*A muscled man suspiciously lurks on the scene.* I'm looking for my ATM card. I think I dropped it here. Have you seen it?
Hiei: Gotta go carrothead. *disappears*
Kuwabara: *wheezes, looks at the card he's holding* W-WAIIIIT!
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