The gang is being interviewed by Shizuru on tape about their thoughts on some stuff. It's supposed to be a peaceful interview but...
HIEI: DON'T BUTT IN!
Me: Alright shrimp.
DISCLAIMER: YUU YUU HAKUSHO IS NOT MINE. XD
Shizuru: So you have many fans who can't help but make stuff here and there about the group. And lately there had been a lot of fanfics on the internet about YYH. Thoughts about fanfics, Yusuke-kun?
Yusuke: *eyebrows crease* What's this?
Shizuru: SPELL FUN! It's F-U-N!
*Sitting on the first line from left to right are Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Keiko. On the second line are Koenma, Yukina, Botan, and Kurama . Shizuru is in front of them*
*camera is focused on Yusuke*
Yusuke: *scratches his head shyly* Well ah–
Keiko: They pair me with all of the boys! *sobs* WHY?
*camera pans to Yusuke* Yusuke: Hey It's YUSUKE not KEIKO.
*camera pans to Keiko* Keiko: Oh SORRY.
Yusuke: *looks at her suspiciously* Why the reaction?
Kuwabara: *scratches his head* What's a fanfic anyway?
Yusuke: BAKA YAROU! It's fiction made by fans!
Kurama: Wow, that was unique.
Yusuke: *raises an eyebrow at Kurama* And that was an insult.
Kuwabara: *eyes bulge* W-wait wait let me digest everything... Keiko's story been written? What's so interesting about her life? *Keiko shoots him THE glare* SCARY!
Shizuru: *whacks her brother on his head*
Kuwabara: OUCCCHIE WHATCHADOTHAT FOR? Yukina-chan she just whacked me! *points at Shizuru, sobs heartily*
Shziuru: THE TAPE IS ROLLING AND IT'S WASTED! YOU BAKA!
Kuwabara: Why are you interviewing us in the first place? Shouldn't it be someone from the TV industry or something? *he smirks*OR you just don't want to answer OUR QUESTIONS *smugs*
Shizuru: WTH THE TAPE IS ROLLING!
Keiko: Geez, we're talking about f–
Botan: *pops out from behind, giggles* May I read it Keiko-chan?
Hiei: *jumps from a tree and suddenly appears on the screen* You want a copy?
*everybody looks at Hiei. He looks away.*
YYH GANG: WHAT IS THAT HIEI?
Hiei: STOP THE QUESTIONS DARN IT!
Kurama: *sweatdrops* Let's stick to the question, guys.
Yusuke: *rolls his eyes* Maa maa, here comes GOODY GOODY Kurama.
Kurama: *strikes an evil look at Yusuke*
Yusuke: *grits his teeth* eeeeeek.
Botan: So what about fanfic? *gives a questioning look*
Koenma: Well as long as they don't pair me up with the bad ones!
Hiei: *smirks* Hah. That's what you think.
*everybody looks at Hiei*
Hiei: WTF. DON'T LOOK AT ME! *crosses his arms, looks away, closes his eyes*
Kuwabara: As if we care!
*Shizuru interviews herself in front of the camera, unmindful of the quarrels behind her, the jerks also unmindful of her camera whoring stuff. She walks off and gets the camera.*
Koenma: *pissed off*CAN YOU JUST DROP OFF THE HN PART?
Kurama: Hey. Shizuru ran away.
Kuwabara: Never mind that spinster!
Kurama: With the camera.
Kuwabara: WHAAAT? *eyes widen*
Yusuke: *grabs Kuwabara's shirt, sobs* That's the first time I could have been on TV! This is your fault you can't stay put in one PLACE!
Kuwabara: Whatever Yusuke! Sis is not a pro!
Yukina: *taps Hiei. Hiei turns around and gasps* Ne, Hiei-kun...
Kuwabara: DON'T GET NEAR HIM!
Yukina: *whispers* Do you really read fanfics?
Hiei: * gasps but regains his composure* Why do you ask?
Yukina: Have you read "Girls and Boys"?
Hiei: *gasps* What about that? Y
ukina: *whispers* The author paired me with an enemy. It's... weird...
Hiei: *moderates his voice, almost whispering* At least, didn't pair you with another girl.
*his jagan feels like someone is watching them, he looks back*
*Everybody's ears are on them, listening to every word*
Yusuke: Ne, have you read the fanfic "Bloodline"? Kurama?
Kurama: Yeah, kinda liked it *smiles meaningfully*
Hiei: *glares back at them*
Koenma: You're found out Hiei!
Hiei: There's no camera. NO PROOF. *smirks* I'm out of here. *disappears*
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