You would think getting a boyfriend that was supposedly perfect in every single way and winning his heart completely and fully and having the coolest friends in the world EVER would be niceÖ
Well, I guess on some level it is. But they're constantly on missions. Hurt. Finding out that they're actually is a demonÖ
...turning into perverted fox manÖ
..Yeah. The usualÖ
"STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!!!!!î I whined, slapping Youko's hand away from my chest again.
"Why are you freaking out, woman?! You never complain when Shuiichi touchs you...", the sullen 'kind of thief' mutter.
So in a nutshell.
The guys were on some WIERD mission. I can't get the details.
CAUSE APPARENTLY, I'm not cool enough to know all of the top secret hush, hush stuff like Keiko and Botan and ...everyone else on the planet.
Ok. So they were in some sort of fight and Kurama got some funky voodoo stuffÖ
...so now I'm living with Youko in my house until we know how to reverse the processÖ
NO. I'm not complaining about LIVING with Youko.
Because we all know how hardcore of a fangirl I was, even before actually meeting KuramaÖ
...I always thought that if I ever did meet Youko though, it'd be under a more...romantic situation?
What? You're confuse?
Ok. Guess I have to tell you about our first encounter though...this won't be pretty. Trust me.
So, I'm used to Kurama being on missions by now, seeing that we've known each other for about 3 years or so now...yeah. So, going to sleep by myself and waking up with someone hugging me isn't that weird.
But like, waking up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT with someone molesting you under the cover who is like 2 FEET taller then your boyfriend should be, having EARS and TAILS on top of all of that wasÖ
As Yusuke put it after "coming to my rescue" and crashing into a boneless heap of spazzing laughter.
So. Yes. I love Youko.
Or rather, I should?
I love Shuiichi. We all know this. I've sacrifised my old life for him. And he...have sacrifised his forever love life to be with boring blah bland me.
But why does it seem that Youko isn't exactly into this relationship as much as Shuiichi is?
He isn't exactly KNOWN for his "long term monogamous" relationship streakÖ
...yeah. That is why he is even here, LOCKED inside of the house, with ME. Because he tried to hit on both Yukina and Keiko and got the guys madÖ
"Hey. Sakura. That is your name, right?", he drawled, open one lazy golden eye.
Ohhh Jesus. Try not to drool. YOU'RE MAD AT HIM RIGHT NOW. STOP.
"Yeah. What of it?"
"You can AT LEAST try to be nicer, you know. You are, after all, OUR girlfriend. Not HIS. OUR. After scaring me like that the first time, you could atleast be a little bit more apologetic..."
"YOUR HAND WAS UNDER MY SHIRT!!!" I shriek.
"I'M SORRY IF SHUIICHI IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO GO UNDER THE SHIRT!!" he snapped back.
...yes. So here we are.
One...god know how old fox demon thief arguing with a 19 year old girlÖ
He started it!!
...and this all feeling like high school all over againÖ
I wish that this was just a fanfic. So I can be stupid. And be like 'Yeah. I was your DEAD girlfriend from a gazillion years ago!! Lets sleep together now!!'
But this was real. And beside from the fact that Youko only knew me from being Shuiichi's girlfriend.
I was a stranger to him.
...maybe we can get to know each other.
Then it wouldn't be as awkward...or creepyÖ
To be sharing a bed at nightÖ
...maybe I'll just crash at Hiei's room tonight..
. "..I'm sorry. Its just that, I haven't seen Kurama in so longÖand I miss himÖand I'm not used to him being gone this long..."
And for some reason, after hearing my ultra lame heart felt confession, Youko was silent.
"I'm here too, you know..."
Gold eyes flashing dangerously.
Mischievous smile, fangs baring.
And then he closed the space between me and him.
OH BUDDHA ALLAH JESUS ZEUS OPRAH
I'm kissing Youko.
I'm KISSING YOUKO KURAMA.
Incase you haven't notice it yet. I'M KISSING THE YOUKO KURAMA.
"...um...Sakura..wanna cooperate here? You're sorta freezing up on me.."
Oooh. Good job, stupid. Yeah. Just stand there and let him do all of the work.
Jeez. I'm so good at killing romantic moments...I should get paid for this sorta stuff.
..."...sorry...I never kissed...umm...a demon before.."
...so I leaned in. BRAVELY.
Cause we all know I have a heart of a lion...and all of that when suddenly...
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!"
Yusuke walked inside the room at look at Youko and then me and then back to Youko.
"...YUSUKE!! Hi! What are you doing here?!"
"Stupid human!! You just killed the moment!!"
"WHAT?! Kill what moment?!?!"
..ok. So obviously. Talking in exclamations is contagious...
"Why are we all yelling?!", Kuwabara asked loudly, looking adorably confused.
"Were...we interupting something?", Keiko asked politely, coming out from behind Yusuke, who is still gaping like a fish.
"...no...um...I'm going to go downstair now..." I mumbled.
GAWD. I hate myself sometime...
"...I'm coming with you", Youko grinned and followed promptly.
"...guys!! I'm serious. I'm really, really, REALLY confused...", Kuwabara whined.
And here I was thinking, WOW. Life is finally going to be normal...
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